I’m not a huge fan of these. I think they’re odd. The first one was a little corny and I laughed more than I thought “that’s hot” or what most women I guess got from it.
So, I decided to document my reactions while watching the second one for the first time. Spoilers are in there if you have not watched it already.
- How did the last one end again? Oh, yeah she was getting spanked or something.
- This one is starting with Christian having a nightmare…fitting?
- Oh, he sent her flowers.
- HA they can’t fit in the trash.
- This song though! Love it.
- Why does her boss and Christian have similar physically traits?
- “Oh, i’m supposed to get this for you” FAIL
- Is that her roommate? Who sends video messages?
- Oh, she thought that was Christian running.
- She misses the D.
- Boss is checking her outtttttt.
- That girl is judging her boss so hard hahaha
- Oh my…
- That’s her in those photos.
- That’s a lot of photos….
- “This is like so much of my face in here.”
- “They’re super…large.” hahaha
- Christian bought them I bet!
- There he is….
- Oh, Jamie Dornan you’re so pretty.
- “I don’t like strangers gawking at you.” I mean..that’s actually nice? I guess.
- “For you” That sounds more creepy than romantic.
- Just talk. Yeah okay.
- Why is she so awkward.
- Of course you would order something gross rather than a steak.
- Renegotiate terms…lord..
- I love how this was originally going to be “50 things while watching 50 Shades” and it just started and I’m at 27.
- HA HA the tension when the waiter is opening that wine.
- Fill in the blanks? There is a lot you could imagine with that little of details.
- You were asleep. Christian that’s not talking sweetie.
- Her teeth still bother me.
- Vanilla relationship. goodness.
- That’s some first “redate” kiss.
- Did she just say “your face is spiky…”
- He got her a computer and a iphone….
- Why are you looking at it like you’ve never seen a damn phone girl.
- “Laters baby” OMG HOW OLD ARE YOU!?
- Why is this HR lady weird.
- Why did that feel like a set up…
- Who’s this random girl?
- She looks a little terrifying.
- I feel like no one else is coming.
- Oh, there’s Christian.
- They seem to know each other.
- “I’m the boyfriend.”
- Did he intentionally call him Chris…like no..that’s not cute.
- He’s so territorial.
- HA HA Christian pushing a shopping cart.
- GOD why is she so corny.
- She wants the D…..
- or…the C (get it)
- She’s teasing the hell out of him.
- “You only have to ask.” “I think we should take it slow.” Girl you are sending mixed signals.
- Bosses bosses boss.
- Was she trying to hug him…?
- How the hell did they film this…..
- Like we just watched him take her underwear off…
- His poor wife. (In real life obviously)
- Kinky fuckery…
- Who the fuck
- Was that a ghost…
- or a dream…
- She looks like she is wearing makeup.
- It’s 24 thousand dollars.
- BITCH
- I’LL TAKE IT
- HA HA that’s not weird at all. How do you have her bank info homie??
- It’s that girl again.
- He looks concerned…
- That whole salon thing was weird.
- Oh shit.
- For her approval…
- OMG
- This is getting weird.
- He was about to carry her HA HA
- He has files on his old ladies.
- “she tried to slit her wrists here.”
- THE FUCK.
- He has a file on her too…
- That view though.
- They had sex once and he is already getting weird again.
- “Sex is not going to fix this right now” LMAO
- What on earth..
- Lip stick…?
- What the fuck is this.
- He seemed nice.
- Her hair looks nice though.
- Girl, don’t look at the price tags.
- Well..that’s subtle.
- “Yeah, I think I might.” good lorddddddd.
- The things actors do….
- HAHAHAHAHAHA
- Oh there’s green on that outfit. That’s cute.
- The little jokes in this are funny.
- His mask looks too big.
- HAHAHA she’s getting excited just sitting.
- “I have a lot of places.” I bet so.
- She wore her mask the entire way home… why
- So she was wearing that lingerie…and then decided against it?
- Is this Nick Jonas…
- Why is a Jonas brother singing while Christian is like weirdly spanking Anastasia…
- Oh, that is his room not hers. That makes sense.
- Who the heck. Why did he take a picture of that picture.
- Oh.. she’s the OG.
- This lady..
- You go girl! Tell her! Even is she may be right..
- That’s not home..
- What’s happening….
- Why did someone vandalize her car.
- If that bitch did that then she is cray cray.
- LMAO he still has lipstick on his chest?
- That’s some damn good lipstick.
- Why is this movie so corny. Like the acting is just…
- I hope he really loves her because this poor girl otherwise.
- The song on a boat just popped into my head.
- Christian you said you were 4….how do you remember something when you were 4.
- Sea widow jokes.
- Ah, Zayn and T Swift.
- Gah these views.
- Damn what got her boss in a knot.
- Expected my assistant attends…
- Well, that’s a dick comment “not like you need to work.”
- He looks mad.
- Gosh he is so controlling. Just NO.
- Why is she looking around like she’s never been there.
- She’s probably had sex on that floor.
- Oh, the red room.
- What the heck is he putting on her pinky…
- Last time was different…how…
- HAHAHA “Mrs. Jones.”
- What kind of contraption is this..
- What the fuck.
- Again, how do they film this.
- This ownership shit again.
- Omg that looked painful. You can’t just flip a person with a leg bar thing.
- I just realized….where is his condom.
- All because she is saying she’s not going to New York.
- What the heck…
- Going the extra mile?
- I feel like he’s going to rape her…
- Girl…run…run now.
- Quit your job now.
- I knew this guy was a prick.
- GOOD JOB GIRL!
- “I know the CEO.”
- Girl just knocked it out the park!
- She’s gonna move in….
- That just took a different turn.
- How can no one see her taking off her underwear…
- Oh…the elevator scene from the previews.
- That’s slick HAHA
- How can no one hear her.
- I swear he breathes in her direction and she moans.
- I feel like someone is in her house.
- Someones just gonna jump out I bet.
- YEP!
- How does this girl keep getting in places.
- OMG.
- OH MY GOSH.
- He has a type though…(poor timing to mention that)
- OMG
- She shot it.
- Master…
- She’s been watching them…
- She looks so young.
- Damn she’s obedient.
- She needs a moment and I don’t blame her.
- This soundtrack though still.
- What is he doing…
- Why does he get so weird.
- Jamie you’re lucky you are cute because this is a odd character dude.
- I knew he had a mommy complex.
- He’s having a bad dream.
- MARRY ME…WHAT
- How long have they even been a thing.
- Since he said that other girl was like two years ago..
- Holy shit he is fit.
- How the hell. That has to be a body double.
- HA HA “you didn’t wake up at all…?”
- His little jokes are kinda cute though. Good job movie peeps.
- So less than a year…because she didn’t know when his birthday was.
- Oh he’s growing out his beard.
- I feel like something bad is going to happen.
- Are they going to crash….
- They can’t die there is a third book.
- Oh, that’s Christian’s bro.
- Poor Anastasia.
- Awh…his mom.
- Shit he just walked in…just as they announced he’s alive and coming back to safety.
- Awh….okay this part isn’t corny.
- A keychain..
- AWH.
- That’s cute.
- “This whole time I had the answer in my pocket” That’s funny.
- Who showers with their clothes on…
- You just ruined her shirt dude.
- Why are these movies extra weird in the last 20 mins.
- Again… *Christian breathes* *Anastasia moans*
- I swear the previews made it seem like so much more darker.
- Good lord the help. Eye balling him.
- Why is she there!
- His mom’s good friend..
- “Ladies, gentleman, Mia.” Oh, brothers.
- Oh that one bitch is like “da fuck.”
- He’s gonna announce to the world that their engaged.
- “No rock.” I just love his sister.
- Oh my gosh this bitch.
- Tossing drinks and a slap!
- Oh, his mom is mad.
- Anastasia does look weirdly like his mom.
- “Are you?” “Nope.” Gah she’s like me.
- They are kinda cute sometimes.
- I bet the books are more intense then the movies.
- Oh my god is right that places is gorgeous.
- OMG!
- THAT RINGGGGGGG
- Fireworks really?
- Okay, this is too happy. Something has to happen.
- Oh shit, her boss?
- He looks fucked up.
- Why burn through Christians face in the pic?
- Wait, that’s how it ends?
- WHAT
- Stupid cliff hangers.
If you got this far make sure to let me know! Watermelon as always. 🙂
That was fun to read, made me want to watch the movie again haha
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Thank you! I had fun writing it 😊
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That was very funny to read!
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Thank you! ❤️
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I feel like I just saw the Twitter transcripts of the movie. This was great.
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Haha thank you! It was a fun piece to write as I watched. I may do one for the newest one.
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